Annoying!

 Colleague at work, today: "Alita, you're looking fat."

Replies self-acceptingly: "I am fat."

The Creature continues: "You were looking thin, the past two days..."

Me: "I expand according to the weather."

Hey girl!

 Fat girl problems: Dividing wardrobe into 'will fit', 'will not!'

Have a good day!

The best part of my day was a bag of chips. :{

Third Child.

 Mommy treats Brownie like he is her son. ¬_¬

Irony.

 Mourning the loss of my expectations while clasping 'Great Expectations'.

Wonder Woman to the rescue.

 She's not credible. She is incredible!

Small World.

 Move 2 jobs in advertising and you know half the world.

It's always tea time.

 The only thing that keeps me going through the day is chai.

Funny girl in her funny world!

 Even my problems are funny!

The past.

 Baggage on women is good...when it looks like bags!

Read on a t-shirt.

 *was feeling extremely low. Then I read this on a guy's shirt:

'Guns do not kill people. Fathers with pretty daughters do!'

Write baby right!

 The struggles of deciphering my own handwriting!

An alternate world.

 Caught a girl staring at me in the train. Looks, like I might have alternate options.

Interview time!

  *Showed up for an interview with purple-stained teeth, courtesy of a pomegranate. 

Money heist!

 The security guard does not recognize me without makeup! Now to rob a bank.

Quote Of The Day!

 "While there is tea, there is hope."
*Read this on an ex colleague's mug.

What hell feels like!

 Hell hath no fury like the women in a Virar train!

Marketing!

 Terms & Conditions are made to confuse! 

#Advertising

Lookalike.

 The potato chip-loving girl started to look like one.